Catch That Rat

Man we have a rat in our house.. i mean a real rat..those ugly things that nible everything that come its way... i have never heard of such a thing in all my life... i mean we've never had rat trouble in our flat.. incredible... this rat found his way into our flat probably coming out from one of our neighbourin' flats.. shit man.. freaky... my parents never bothered themselves with anything as they are about this rat.. not even the phone bills i gift them or the weird ppl that come to saat tola(i dont thing they'r aware of it but thats not the point) .. i am kind of saved as i dont stay with them.. i came down for dinner nd i saw robin hood (our manservant) holdin a jhata in his hand nd all over the place trying trace the rat .. i heard my mom dicuss tactics and strategies. ... i dont think america has chased osama bin laden the way robin was after that rat... i dont mean to call osama a rat.. .. shit man i smell a rat!!!!!